Showing posts with label Mega Millions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mega Millions. Show all posts

Thursday, September 19, 2013

*Every addicted gambler has a technique and a brags about what they've won, but you never hear what they spent to win it!

*I held up my winning ticket and asked my wife what it would cost me for her to leave. She said she would leave for 1/2....I paid her $6.00 but she's still here.

*You have the same odds as 1,2,3,4,5 PB 6 coming out as any other combination. That's how hard it is to win!

*Convenience store clerks will steal your ticket and cash it themselves. Know how much you win before handing over your ticket. Print a copy.

*My parents took us to the Bahamas, they don't gamble but are tolerant. First night I win $400 and showed the chips to mom at breakfast. She said "Double or nothing says you lose it before we leave" so I handed her the 4 black chips and told her she could pay me when we checked out.

*I would play if they paid out more smaller prizes. I just think if there were better odds of winning say 100,000 up to a million people would play more. I am pretty bored with buying tickets for some pie in the sky. Not interested in wasting money, but a good game would be fun if you had a chance at a smaller prize.

*The only time I play is when the Powerball gets to 450 million and the rest of my coworkers contribute to a pool. I play because if they win, I don't want to be the only one left at work!

*Lustig"s strategy is to sell you a book.

*I don't know exactly how the Florida Lottery works, but it's hard to believe that one person has won the lottery seven times no matter what kind of system he's using.

*I win $365 a year, and as much as $730 a year reliably. That's $3,650 to $7300 in ten years plus interest! How? By keeping the money in my savings account.

*Indiana has the most Powerball jackpot winners. Check your numbers before you post something that isn't true. It took me 20 seconds to confirm it. How lazy are journalists these days?

* If you take the money you spend on lotteries, buy a bus ticket to a casino, spend the day, buy food, you will stand and infinitely better chance of winning something.

*Wait a minute! $0.62 goes to prizes, etc., etc. Where's the amount of each dollar that the govt. swoops in and takes right off the top, before you see dollar one?!!!

* Im no conspiracy theorist but winning the state jackpot 7 times, not even possible. Your odds of winning it once are tens of millions to one so 7, no way.

* Why is it that certain states are lucky and some are not makes you wonder how that happens since numerous amounts of tickets are sold in numerous states and that's why I don't play anymore because I seen that only certain states were winning makes you think its setup that way.

*How about a story on the performance of the stock market under different presidential administrations? For example, under which administration has the market performed best? under which the worst? Overall, better under Democrats vs Republicans? Better during election years, etc.?

* I am a ticket winner and don't play the lottery. My ticket was blowing in the wind and i picked it up. Didn't win much but I haven't lost any money either!!!

* You have to be Lucky to win! That should be written on every ticket and at every place tickets are sold. Oh and "Don't Mortgage your House to play this Game" should also appear.

*IM GONNA WIN!!!! IM GONNA WIN!!!! IM GONNA WIN!!!!!